Sorry Dad!
My parents were off on their annual travels and it was that time of year when I had to spend a fortnight round their house cat sitting. I never mind doing this as it is always nice to chill away from my housemates for a while. While I was there I thought I would do them a bit of a favour and start to re-decorate the spare room, a project they had been talking about doing for the past two years just never got round to starting. Without wanting to attempt this in my own clothes that are way to pricey to get paint on I pinched what looked like an old northern soul t-shirt of my dads. When they came home I introduced them to their new room which I was sure would impress them, and although it did this was soon overshadowed when dad found his paint covered northern soul t shirt! I had missed the biro squiggle on the back of the t-shirt which were allegedly autographs!