Acne Stuff
The seal was swimming in the ocean until he found a pack of females. The females were frantically trying to escape from a shark and the seal thought he could impress them by scaring the shark away. The male seal fights the shark one on one until he succeeds in scaring the shark away. He thinks the pack of female seals are impressed, but they were no where to be found. He wonders why they ran away. He thought they would be swarming all over him for protecting them from the shark. Apparently, his acne scared all the females away. He would never need acne product.